Saturday, June 20, 2009


Well then here is the news as the electric light orchestra once sang. Business plan has now been completely completed.. ha ha. My days of number crunching for the time being are done, I'm an uncle (Magnus) to the largest four week old Ive ever seen this side of the elephant enclosure at Chester zoo.
Makes one take a little stock of the years events thus far, next steps and all that jazz.

However the little (now removed) fly in the ointment came from our old friend Facebook.. Found a new friend who then turned into Cyber stalker.. I'm now in a state of amazement as to why divorced or soon to be divorced madwomen from the USA (Fuck Yeah!) and Canada (Yah Ehh!) seem attracted/gravitate towards me. I must really be doing something quite wrong which must now be tackled head on, no respite. No retreat etc etc.
Answer on a postcard for all single middle aged women as to why i want to talk with you. Please mail to: " some one that gives a flying fuck about Hysterectomies/hormones/married life etc etc " many thanks.

The strangest thing most recently came about whilst in London with paddy for allegedly a comic con. A noble excuse to go get drunk i thought. HELL NO! After an intensely long coach journey within the only National Express coach WITHOUT air con, yes WITHOUT!! can you believe that we arrived at the Clink Hostel Very nice place! lots of nice people.. tho at 33 i was easily the oldest person in there... chance of pulling minus Nil. Soooo next day off the Excel out there in the shiny docklands, i expected Lots of fun instead it's filled to the rafters with kids nursing poorly made Manga'esque costumes... thirty Min's later I'm in central London with beer and cards enjoying glorious summer weather awaiting that magical of things all men (non gay) think of... Faulty Bikini tops.. shame one did not come along.

I'm sure that once mobile with work in the next few weeks the ability to meet humans able to articulate correctly both limbs and torso along with conversation which enlightens, refreshes and above all stops me going completely crazy.
Anyways New'ish bike nearly ready to ride (Praise be to Satan :D) so at least I'm out for the summer crashing headlong with furious calamity akin to kittens on stilts in woods somewhere near you.

And if you are middle aged and reading this - STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER - This is not the droid you seek...

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